How was I ever able to function in a world without Wiki? Having access to it and Google from my cellphone means I can be the smartest person in the room -- well, at least the most resourceful. What do Zoroastrians believe? Wait, let me check. What is the name of the woman in that movie we are watching? Hold on, I'll find out. The student just fell down unconscious, but his eyelids were moving so we know he is possessed by demons. Well, the Internet says it could be a medical condition called eplilepsy (this really happened).
If only I can invent a way to wire the Internet into my brain...